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Cocktails with the Captain

July 14, 2010 1 comment

WHAM. The Big Chicken

Everyone loves a good shot. It’s like pressing the nitro button on a party. Everyone is standing around chatting, maybe telling a few jokes, and then WHAAAM. The next thing you know, your friend Trevor is on the dance floor dressed like a big chicken, you have three new text messages from that guy you met last week at TGI Fridays and all the money has vanished from your wallet like Harry Houdini.

As a bartender, I find that people continually want shots but have no idea what to order. So I thought that this week I would give y’all a quick breakdown on my shot philosophy and offer you three easy and delicious choices for you and your friends that you haven’t already tried a million times.

I’m a little fruity. I’m not in the “no pain, no game” school of thought when it comes to shots. I want it to be a delicious compliment that instantly makes me better looking and more daring. One time, a guy ordered a shot Jack Daniel’s from me and immediately dropped to one knee and proposed to his smoking hot girlfriend (She said yes). We all want that experience every time we order a shot but without the baggage.

Stolichnaya, or “Stoli” vodka, has an amazing lineup of flavored vodkas for any wonderful selection of shooters. They also have a great website with a bunch of quality drink recipes. It’s not super cheap, but it won’t destroy your bank account either. Anyway, your friends are worth it; especially if I’m one of your friends.  So without further adieu:

The 007:

In Barkeep Speak (hey, that rhymes), this one stands for Stoli O, Orange Juice, and 7-up. It’s smooth and citrusy and kind of reminds you of breakfast. It’s a fairly well known shot, so most bartenders should know it.

The German Chocolate Cake:

This one is my buddy Griffin’s go-to shot when he’s behind the bar. You take Stoli Citros and Frangelico, shake it up, and put it in a cup. Don’t be alarmed when it looks nothing like chocolate cake or a German.

And last but certainly not least,

The Jaclyn Juice:

When not making her famous shot, Jaclyn enjoys a nice, cold Smirnoff Ice

This shot has a special place in my heart and it’s really, really tasty.  This is a custom shot my friend and expert bartender, Jaclyn, crafted on Hilton Head Island. In light of that, it’s tough to order around here but you should still try to.

  • 3 parts Captain Morgan
  • 1 part Peach Schnapps
  • Splash of cranberry, splash of oj
  • Shake the hell out of it and pour it into a couple cups

Trust me. Would this bartender do you wrong?